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 “What I tell you three times is true”
Lewis Carroll 1832 – 98 The Hunting of the Snark (1876)
Which
of these are testimonials from our clients?
Decide for yourself which are real
and which ones
we amused ourselves by creating...
"If
I had a choice of playing for England or have you look after my tax affairs, you'd
come first every time"
D Beckham
"Your
tax staff are outstanding. Since starting my tiddly winks manufacturing empire
last week, I've received a tax rebate every day."
D
Jones
"My bank manager said that because I'm using
you he's happy to lend me £1 million unsecured and not to worry if I have
any difficulties repaying it"
A Baines
"I
think your service is so outstanding, if you want to bill me in advance for the
next 10 years work, Id be more than happy to pay."
K
James
"Everyone who works for you is so friendly
as well as good looking. The wife often spends a lot of time parked outside your
offices just in the hope of catching sight of some of your outstanding people"
J Smithers
"In recognition
of all that you've done for me, I'm in the process of changing my name to the
same as that of your senior partner"
B Burtimer
"If
only I'd had you as my accountant when I had my spot of bother with the taxman"
K Dodd
" Would you do me
the honour of being best man at my wedding. If in your speech you could enlighten
everyone with the full technical details of your outstanding tax planning ideas,
I'm sure it'd be the best wedding ever."
A Groom
OK,
we've made them all up. But, we're sure you probably don't believe many of the
testimonials you read anyway. If you want to speak to some of our real clients who'll tell you all about our service, we'd be more than happy
to give you the contact details of a few who receive the kind of service you're
looking for. Just contact us for details.
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Please contact us to arrange a FREE no obligation consultation.
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